The Staycation Experience

A Sacred Pause in Your City. A Biological Reset for Your Nervous System.

More Than a Break. A Biology Reset. The Staycation is a private, 2-day in-city somatic immersion designed to help your body unlearn chronic stress and remember safety. This is not just rest. This is nervous system repair through vagus nerve healing, fascia release, breath, heat, and intuitive sequence.


Led by Chief Soma, this experience is for:

Caregivers 
Therapists 
High-performers 
Burned-out professionals 
Parents + emotionally overloaded individuals 
You don’t need an escape. You need your body to feel safe inside your life again.

You Deserve More Than Rest. 

You Deserve Regulation.

Chronic stress rewires your body into constant alert. This experience interrupts that loop. 
Common Symptoms This Heals: 
Tight jaw, hips, back, or chest 
Exhausted but can’t sleep 
Emotional numbness or brain fog 
Irritability and tension Feeling “fine” but never truly at ease

This Somatic Reset Helps You:

Activate your parasympathetic
(rest-and-digest) state
Release stored fascia tension
Regulate cortisol + boost HRV
Feel emotionally safe and physically soft
Return to your breath, your clarity, your body

What You’ll Feel
Real-world outcomes from past participants: “My thoughts went quiet.”
“It was the first full breath I’ve taken in years.”
“I slept 8 hours without waking up.”
“My body felt... safe.”

Unlock Facial Ritual Scalp, jaw, sinus, and face fascia release 

Touch Style: Always trauma-informed, intuitive, and consensual. 

Pressure is adjusted in real-time.

Your Practitioner: Chief Soma

Lifeguard. EMT. Dialysis Tech. Massage Therapist. Trauma-informed Retreat Leader.

Now, creator of 

The Staycation 

2-Day Somatic Reset

You’re not just receiving a session you’re receiving lineage care, built in the fire and refined by real-life emergencies and sacred restoration.

Your Investment of: $1,600

The Staycation
2-Day Somatic Reset
Includes: 
2 x 90-minute somatic healing sessions (3 hours total) 
Heated table + fascia release + Unlock Facial
3-course nervous-system-safe dinner 
Nourishing breakfast 
Curated rest space + take-home reset kit

Optional Add-On: 

Ritual Intimacy Kit 

Signature massage oil + sacred touch tools
Aromatherapy, glow scrub, sacred touch deck
Plush table decor
(2) $250 gift cards to share healing with others

Usually $700

ONLY $500

$200 OFF

No Matter Who You Are Your Nervous System Needs Balance

 It doesn’t matter if you’re a CEO, a caregiver, a parent, a provider, a therapist, a student, or the person everyone depends on. 


Your responsibilities don’t cancel out your biology. If your nervous system is constantly in survival mode running on pressure, adrenaline, and “I’ll rest later” your body will eventually collect the debt. 


That debt looks like: brain fog, tight shoulders and jaw, shallow breathing, digestive issues, poor sleep, irritability, emotional numbness and chronic pain and fatigue.


 The truth is… you can’t keep performing at your highest level while your nervous system is stuck in defense. 


Balance Is Not a Luxury It’s Maintenance 

Regulation is the foundation of peak performance. When your nervous system is balanced, you think clearer, move better, lead better, and love better. That’s why we don’t treat healing like an “extra.” 


We treat it like training. Investing Time in Your Body Is How You Protect Your Power When you invest time into nervous system restoration, you’re not being selfish. 


You’re protecting: your focus your patience your stamina your decision-making your relationships your longevity Because the goal isn’t just to survive your life. The goal is to feel good while you build it.

Frequently Asked Questions

We understand that making this decisions can feel overwhelming. That’s why we’ve answered some of the most common questions about our services, process, and how we can help you grow. If you don’t see your question here, feel free to reach out we’re happy to help!

  • Is this for men or women?
    It’s for any human with stress, burnout, or stored tension.
  • Is this couples-based?
    No. This is a solo, private healing reset. (Couples option below.)
  • Do I have to talk during the session?
    No. This is not therapy. Silence is sacred. Speak only if you want to.
  • Will it hurt?
    Never. All touch is consent-led. Nothing is painful or forced.

Real Success Stories from People Like You

"After our session, we both felt lighter and calmer. Our bodies finally unclenched. We went home, ate, and slept like we hadn’t in months no tension, no irritability, just peace."

Monique T. & Brandon T.
Jersey City, NJ

“My body felt like it was in fight mode 24/7. After the session, my chest felt open, my jaw stopped clenching, and I could breathe fully again. I slept through the night no waking up tense.”

Keisha R.
Newark, NJ

“We didn’t even realize how much stress we were carrying until it released. Our breathing slowed down, our shoulders dropped, and we felt close again without forcing it. It was healing in the body first.”

Tasha M. & Erica M.
Philadelphia, PA

"Eveniet quam natus et commodi minus consequuntur enim iure magnam nam fugit voluptas."

Samantha
CEO / Founder

“I came in with neck and shoulder pain and left with full range of motion. My whole body felt warm and loose, like pressure was taken off my spine. Even my headache disappeared.”

Anthony J.
Brooklyn, NY

“This was deeper than massage. The session unlocked tight areas we didn’t know were affecting our mood and connection. We left feeling grounded, relaxed, and way more present with each other.”

Darnell S. & Luis S.
Queens, NY

“I’ve never had bodywork that calmed me this deep. My stomach softened, my hips released, and my nervous system felt quiet. The next day I woke up with energy and zero heaviness.”

Danielle P.
Hoboken, NJ

"Eveniet quam natus et commodi minus consequuntur enim iure magnam nam fugit voluptas."

Samantha
CEO / Founder
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Ready to return to calm in your body?
Book The Staycation 2-Day Somatic Reset Healing Session Today.

This is not a basic massage it’s a 2 day, full-body nervous system reset designed to release tension, regulate cortisol, and help your body remember what safety feels like. Schedule your in-home session now and step into deeper sleep, lighter breathing, and real peace that lasts.

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  • Preferred option
    Staycation Healing Experience$1600.00
  • Preferred option
    Couples Staycation $2500.00

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Upgrade your home into a sacred sanctuary.
Signature massage oil + sacred touch tools 
Aromatherapy, glow scrub, sacred touch deck 
Plush table decor 
(2) $250 gift cards to share healing with others
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If your body has been whispering… 
If your sleep is shallow… 
If you’re successful but tense all the time… 
This is your invitation back to yourself.
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