



What Your Team Receives
Station 1: “This Is Not Yoga” Somatic Sessions
Station 2: Circulating Massage & Facial Trigger Point Therapy

Clothed sessions for decompression of: Neck, jaw, shoulders, back

Station 3: Juice Bar + Reflection Journals Nourishment + nervous system reflection. Cold-pressed juice + hydration station Reflection cards for stress pattern awareness

Optional Add-On:
Pressure is adjusted in real-time.
You May Wonder


Transference Is Real.
The energy and nervous system of the therapist matters. That’s why our practitioners are required to practice weekly grounding, self-care, and regulation rituals, so what you receive is clean, safe, and fully embodied healing not stress passed through touch.

Lifeguard. EMT. Dialysis Tech. Massage Therapist. Trauma-informed Retreat Leader.

Now, creator of Somatic Vagus Nerve Healing.
You’re not just receiving a session you’re receiving lineage care, built in the fire and refined by real-life emergencies and sacred restoration.

Your Investment Options
Full 2-Day Experience $25,000
Optional Add-On:
Ritual Intimacy Kit
Usually $700
ONLY $500
$200 OFF



No Matter Who You Are Your Nervous System Needs Balance
Frequently Asked Questions
We understand that making this decisions can feel overwhelming. That’s why we’ve answered some of the most common questions about our services, process, and how we can help you grow. If you don’t see your question here, feel free to reach out we’re happy to help!
Real Success Stories from People Like You
“I didn’t realize how tense I was until the session started. My shoulders dropped, my breathing slowed down, and I went back to work feeling calm and clear not rushed.”

“This was exactly what our team needed. People came in stressed and left lighter. The energy in the office felt different afterward more patience, less edge.”

“I deal with constant brain fog from stress. After the lounge experience, my head felt clearer and my body felt relaxed without being sleepy. I was more focused the rest of the day.”

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“I didn’t expect it to be that effective. My neck and jaw tension released, my posture improved, and I felt like I could breathe deeper. I was way more productive afterward.”

“This wasn’t a basic wellness day. It felt intentional and professional. I left feeling grounded, emotionally lighter, and not as reactive. I actually enjoyed being at work again.”

“Our workplace stress has been high. This helped reset the whole atmosphere. Even people who didn’t participate said the office felt calmer afterward.”

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Ready to return to calm in your body?
Book Your Office Retreat Lounge Healing Today.



All prices in USD

